This lawsuit is not only weird, it is straight creepy! A lady by the name of Ms. Grezinsky (moron) is suing the cemetery she plans to be buried in. Why or how you may ask? Moron believes her choice of resting place is in breach of contract and is also misrepresenting religious beliefs.
Lets pick apart these arguments:
1) Breach of contract – burying non lodge members.
A contract was signed in the 30′s stating only members would be buried in this particular cemetery. But, exceptions were inked for people in need or for charitable reasons.
2) Headstone design – offends religious beliefs.
Moron states her religious sensibility is at stake. She thinks the design of the headstones is tacky and has gone as far to say the Star of David and writing on the back of headstones is Unorthodox. The lawyer representing the cemetery just so happens to be an Orthodox Rabbi which confirms Moron’s claims do not violate Jewish customs. S**t, there goes that idea!
The only thing dead in this cemetery is this woman’s sensibility.
Source: Orthomom
Tags: Breach of Contract, Cemetery Lawsuit, Headstone Design, Lodge Members
