A man has been wearing a speedo to the beach for years and finally got a ticket. He was cited for trespassing and was advised not to return. Thank God! Lets face it… they should have thrown the book at this guy and locked him up for breaking “man law”.
Unfortunately, Mr. Hezzelwood (thong boy) believed he was being treated unfairly and now plans on suing his local Sheriff’s Office for violating his civil rights.
Source: Local 6