

Divorce. Say it again, but this time, slower: divorce. You could go for a round of threes, but I’d recommend against it. It’s 2010 and nothing is more interesting than statistics in such a staggering time. Before going over some actual statistics on divorce, you may want these to tie them into it. Here are some “practical reasons” (as quoted from various sources) why it’s time for a man to get a divorce.
Listing off a few in no order: you come home to find that food stamps have replaced the usual spot where your dinner plate is. Or, perhaps, your wife makes holiday plans… that don’t include you. Lastly, but most importantly, you notice your wife’s photo framed in your house and your friend’s. Alright, it’s all fun and chuckles, but now on to some factual results. Recommendation for a lawyer is good practice once you view these statistics.
The current divorce rate in America is roughly 50%. That means between you and your friend, one of you is very likely to separate. Scratch that: one of you will separate. But, for whatever reason, don’t look to a higher power to resolve your issues. In fact, that’s the worst possible thing you could do. According to a recent survey, divorce rates among Christians were significantly higher than other faith groups. You could say “hail Mary”, but in the end, you’ll only being hailing your Mary for a limited amount of time (or Susy, Jane, whatever your better half’s name is).
Divorce rates are also high for affluent couples. Take, for example, the prominent Rollins family. They created Rollins Inc., one of the nation’s largest pest control companies. The family is now in turmoil after Mrs Ruth Rollins lawyer-ed up and divorced her husband of 45 years Mr Gary Rollins. Two days prior to the divorce filing, Mr Rollins’ own children filed suit against him over the family trusts. If these two decided to cut ties after 45 years of bliss, what are the odds for the rest of us?
Source(s): Religious Tolerance, ScribD, Atlanta Family Law News
According to TMZ.com, “Iron Chef” Mario Batali is being served a hot bowl of litigation soup. Former employees of Mario Batali’s restaurants have filed a lawsuit claiming Mario and his business partner were running a tip-stealing scheme. In short, the former employees were screwed out of money!
This isn’t the first time Mario Batali has been involved in a legal battle. A similar lawsuit was filed against his New York restaurant Babbo. Deja vu? Coincidence? Unlikely but Mario Batali will have his day in court to defend his innocence.
The world and the people in it are becoming dumber every day. Although we are surrounded by idiots, there are a handful of frivolous savants that put the human race to shame.
For example, a woman playing golf hit the ball into railroad tracks only to find the ball crashing back in her face. Horrible coincidence right? The courts didn’t think so and awarded her $40,000.
How about a $2 million dollar paint job? A guy bought a BMW only to find out it had been repainted prior to his purchase due to damage from acid rain. His reward… $2,004,000.
A Swedish man donated his sperm to a lesbian couple so they could start a family. However, the same sex relationship did not last and one of the woman ended up suing the biological father for child support. She won and now this generous sperm donor is coughing up over $3,000 a year.
Ever walked by a vending machine and had it fall on you? This does not happen by chance. A teen was trying to steal a soda and his struggle to save a buck ended up costing him his life when the soda machine fell on top of him. His family sued Coca Cola for over a half million, blaming the company for not securing their machines and posting signs.
And the finale… a man turned gay after being rear-ended. No really, this guy got into a rear-end collision. Several years later, the man left his wife and started to frequent gay bars. Claiming the rear-end collision changed his personality (obviously more than that), this newly established gay man was awarded $200,000. His wife… she was awarded $25,000.
Source: Lawsuit.no
Everyone would probably agree Donald Trump should be sued for that ridiculous hair, but this case is a bit more serious.
Donald Trump is being sued again after another failed condo project (last year he was sued for the Trump Ocean Resort Baja Mexico deal). In this case, seven investors have become plaintiffs seeking punitive damages in excess of $10 million.
It gets better. The plaintiffs are also including Trump’s kids and wife in the lawsuit as they attended several project sales events. This led the investors to believe Trump and family were more actively involved with the project than they actually were. The investors felt duped after finding out this was more of a licensing deal and the appearances were a mere publicity stunt.
It gets better. These are not investors who got pissed after being refused a photo op with their hero Mr. Trump. Instead, there is actually some weight to this lawsuit… the condos were never built!
It gets even better. This project included 500+ luxury condos with all the amenities such as a private spa, restaurants, and shops. According to to the lawsuit, Trump and his developer did not have financing nor the proper permits prior to making the sales.
The luxury project site now consists of a few cement pads. Donald Trump has truly redefined the term “luxury” in this deal!
Source: Luxist
Lady Gaga is tied up in a weird lawsuit which fits perfectly with her weird persona. Lets keep this one short to ensure Lady Gaga is still considered a celebrity by the time you are done reading.
Producer Rob Fusari, Gaga’s ex is now suing her for $30 million claiming he created her name and creative musical presence. When their relationship was going well, Lady Gaga allegedly signed away 20% of her earnings
Thats it, we promised to keep it short and Lady Gaga is still a celebrity for the time being.
Source: Celebrifi
The famous Food Network chef Paula Dean is now in hot water after bailing on one of her latest deals.
Paula Deen signed a contract with Celebrity Chefs Tour LLC to go on tour and provide live cooking demonstrations. But, the $150,000 advance check written to Paula bounced and she decided to cut ties claiming Celebrity Chefs Tour was in breach of contract.
After suing Celebrity Chefs Tour LLC for $1 million in February, Paula Dean is now being counter-sued for $40 million.
It will be interesting to see who gets “cooked” when this famous lawsuit is finally worked out.
Source: iCelebZ
Wow, Lindsay Lohan is actually starting the controversy vs. being the controversy for once. Lindsay is slamming E-Trade with a whopping $100 million lawsuit!
One of E-Trade’s latest creative commercials pokes fun, possibly at Lindsay. A baby boy is explaining to his baby girlfriend why he did not call her the night before. The girlfriend baby then confronts her boyfriend by asking whether the “milkaholic Lindsay” was over.
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